So I have yet another driver. This time it's Jordan. He's a cool guy but he looks like he's gonna go postal any day now. I was a bit hesitant to let him drive. Whatever, I'm sure we'll be O.K.! Famous last words! Anyway, I have a special guest on the bus today. You might know him as the bareback champion of the world, you might have cried for him in Anal Virgins 5, who else could it be but the O.P.P!!! In the house! So you guy's know, given me and P.P.'s long history, that this shoot is gonna get a bit wild.
J-Mac's always telling me about how "hood" Hialeah is... you know... how they're quick to punch a dude in the face for living type.... yeah.. well.. check this one out... Gonz made a special appearance and sat in at the helm of the Bang Biddus... taking the reins for the time being... I really wanted to test our shit and went to Downtown Miami... land of the roaming vagabonds... bums... ok... fucking bums... so yeah... it was fucking Spring Break DownTown '06!!! hahaha... they were all out catching some sun rays... Driving down Skid Row.. I spotted Ann... a really cute white girl in the midst of all this... fucking chick had dread locks.... a WHITE girl with dreads... I knew this one was in the bag... So yeah..
I never understood how people just leave their pets tied up on the hot ass South Beach sidewalks... poor animals just waiting to be snatched up... heh... reminds me a lot of my calling... but yeah.. Marko and I were waiting for my boy Lucas to show up when we saw PePe all by himself.. now you know that Marko just couldn't stand to see the poor dog tied up... so of course he went and brought it back to the van...now all the loyal fans know this isn't the first time this happens... sheesh...
It's been a long time coming!!! Dongzilla himself is back on the infamous Bang Bus!! It's always great to have an o.g. Bang Br along for the ride... man o'man.. Ramon's been around since the first few episodes!! But yeah..up to the ol' antics... Cruising down the avenues... we came across the big natural breasted barely legal one known to us by Danika.... she was waiting outside dressed in all black... when we approached her to see what her deal was..
So I decided to make it a family affair and bring along one of my brothers on for the ride this week... Miguel practically looks like my twin! So much so that Ugs had a hard time figuring out who was sitting next to him! Good ol' Dumpster! So yeah... haven't raided the trailer parks in a looong time.... don't know why either... guess it something to do with Ugs' "problem"... anyways... Jordan's sexy young barely legal ass was walking down the uhhh.. street you could call it I guess... and was right in our path.... After shooting the shit with her for a few minutes..
So I have yet another driver. This time it's Jordan. He's a cool guy but he looks like he's gonna go postal any day now. I was a bit hesitant to let him drive. Whatever, I'm sure we'll be O.K.! Famous last words! Anyway, I have a special guest on the bus today. You might know him as the bareback champion of the world, you might have cried for him in Anal Virgins 5, who else could it be but the O.P.P!!! In the house! So you guy's know, given me and P.P.'s long history, that this shoot is gonna get a bit wild. 
J-Mac's always telling me about how "hood" Hialeah is... you know... how they're quick to punch a dude in the face for living type.... yeah.. well.. check this one out... Gonz made a special appearance and sat in at the helm of the Bang Biddus... taking the reins for the time being... I really wanted to test our shit and went to Downtown Miami... land of the roaming vagabonds... bums... ok... fucking bums... so yeah... it was fucking Spring Break DownTown '06!!! hahaha... they were all out catching some sun rays... Driving down Skid Row.. I spotted Ann... a really cute white girl in the midst of all this... fucking chick had dread locks.... a WHITE girl with dreads... I knew this one was in the bag... So yeah.. 
I never understood how people just leave their pets tied up on the hot ass South Beach sidewalks... poor animals just waiting to be snatched up... heh... reminds me a lot of my calling... but yeah.. Marko and I were waiting for my boy Lucas to show up when we saw PePe all by himself.. now you know that Marko just couldn't stand to see the poor dog tied up... so of course he went and brought it back to the van...now all the loyal fans know this isn't the first time this happens... sheesh... 
It's been a long time coming!!! Dongzilla himself is back on the infamous Bang Bus!! It's always great to have an o.g. Bang Br along for the ride... man o'man.. Ramon's been around since the first few episodes!! But yeah..up to the ol' antics... Cruising down the avenues... we came across the big natural breasted barely legal one known to us by Danika.... she was waiting outside dressed in all black... when we approached her to see what her deal was..
So I decided to make it a family affair and bring along one of my brothers on for the ride this week... Miguel practically looks like my twin! So much so that Ugs had a hard time figuring out who was sitting next to him! Good ol' Dumpster! So yeah... haven't raided the trailer parks in a looong time.... don't know why either... guess it something to do with Ugs' "problem"... anyways... Jordan's sexy young barely legal ass was walking down the uhhh.. street you could call it I guess... and was right in our path.... After shooting the shit with her for a few minutes..